A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. “Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady. “Yes, “he replied. “Thank … Read more
Doctor: “What seems to be the problem today?” Patient: “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time. “ The Doctor nods, “Hmm. “ Patient: “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about 10 minutes … Read more
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The psychiatrist informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. He asks the first patient, “How much is two plus two?” “Blue. “ At which point the doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to … Read more
In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m Alexander The Great, so the doctor told me to come here. “ The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that you’re Alexander The Great?” The second responds, “God … Read more
A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor’s office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be. A man in the waiting room, who had been watching her, said in amazement, “My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?” The old lady replied, “He gave … Read more
An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “You’re in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, “he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t make you any younger. “ “Who asked you to make me … Read more
“Doctor!” said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, “I want you to tell me very frankly what’s wrong with me?” He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam, “he said at length, “I’ve just three things to tell you. First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should use … Read more
Craig was sitting on a lawn, sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. Craig helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. “My goodness, “Craig exclaimed. “You are quite old to be driving!” “Yes, … Read more
The Doctor told Frank to avoid any unnecessary stress… To comply, Frank did not open his bill. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.