A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. 00. The patient said he only had $500. 00 and what could be done. The doctor said, “Well, I can always touch-up your x-rays. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?” The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man goes to his doctor and says “Hi doc, remember me “? “No, but what can I do for you? “ “You know Doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath “ “So? “ “Well I’m … Read more
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor, “the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!” “Nonsense, “the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your … Read more
“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “ “What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor. “Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course… “ “Great! I never could before!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, … Read more
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I have this big problem, doctor, everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …” “That’s stupid, in my opinion. Frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy …” “Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!” This joke is included … Read more
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks. “ “Neither do I, “she said. “But he’s handy around the house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more