Family Jokes

Levy went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: “Unbuckle your shirt. “ And so he did, … Read more

Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “ Another guy asks, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “ Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “ A lady asks, “What’s that?” He … Read more

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. “What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight, “he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his … Read more

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume, “she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is, “he replied. “Breakfast. “ This joke is included in … Read more

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass … Read more

The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through … Read more

Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?” Wife: “That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: “So, how do I look?” “Well, at least you tried… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.