Wrong Finger
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Family Jokes
Cotton Balls
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more
Pushes Natalie Away
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. … Read more
Favorite Chocolates Arrived
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is. “ “Of course I do, “he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. … Read more
Wife’s Habit
A man is telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife’s habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. “ “What is she doing?”, the pal asks. “Waiting for me to get home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Football Team
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another, “says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team, “ “That’s nothing, “says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another … Read more
She’s Pregnant
Wife: “Every sunday you go fishing, right?” Husband: “Yeah… Why?” Wife: “Today the fish came here and told she’s pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
She’ll Order
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Can’t Count
Margaret was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you. “ Sure enough, Margaret’s husband crawled into bed, but … Read more
Bitter Quarrel
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff … Read more