A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: “You should say to your boss … Read more
“Yes brother, “says Paddy. “Well I’m going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I’m away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids, “says Mick. “It’ll be an honor to do that for you Mick, “says Paddy. A month later Paddy calls Mick. “Hello Mick, your wife’s given birth … Read more
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I buzz you in. Come inside and elevator … Read more
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. “Mommy, “the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, “the mother warns. “It is not polite. “ “OK, “the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really, … Read more
A woman was suspicious of the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. “My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?” “I’d say you’re a lesbian!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, … Read more
A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?! ! ! ! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again. “ On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, … Read more
There was this man who walked into a bar and said to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend. “ The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. … Read more
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving … Read more