Sam had proposed to young Lisa and was being interviewed by his prospective father-in-law. “Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?” the older man asked the suitor. “Yes, sir, “replied Sam, “I am. “ “Well, “said Lisa’s father, “think carefully now. There are six of us. “ This joke is included … Read more
The wise old Mother Superior was dying in a monastery hidden in the mountains’ hills. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received … Read more
The judge: “Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?” The inculpated: “Why did the rabbit eat vegetables from my garden, without being a family member?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans. “First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them” “But, mom, why can’t I just eat them the first time around?” … Read more
Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut. Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?” The father answered immediately, “I just don’t know, son. No male has ever lived that long yet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Grandma asks little Fiona, “Did you have a nice play outside?” Fiona smiles, “Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!” “Oh that’s beautiful. Did you sing nicely?” says Grandma. Fiona explains, “No, I was eating worms!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
“Mom, for some time I’ve had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. “ “Bob, he could be your father… “ “But, mom, age is only a number. “ “Oh dear, that is not what I meant … “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
On a train: “Madam, could you please tell your son to stop imitating me, it’s very annoying!” “I’m so sorry… Harry! Stop acting stupid!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.