Family

Fallen Arches He’s

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“My son had to give up his career because of fallen arches. “ “He’s an athlete?” “No—an architect. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Sam Interjected

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Sam offered to drive his mother-in-law to the doctor’s. But when he arrived at her house, Sam found her gossiping away with a neighbor. “Mom, we’ve got to go, “Sam interjected, but she couldn’t hear him over the chatter. “Mom!” Sam repeated as he pulled her away. “Sorry, but I didn’t know what to do, … Read more

Wasn’t Nice

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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy. “ “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?” … Read more

Father’s Nephew

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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself … Read more

Stadium Bobby Yep

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A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can’t find the tickets. Dad: “Nip home and see if I left the tickets there. “ Bobby: “No probs, Dad. “ Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium. Bobby: “Yep, they’re on … Read more

Indeed Remember

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A young man wants to be left something in his aunt’s will, so every day he goes round and takes her poodles for a walk. When she finally dies, she does indeed remember the kindness of her nephew – and leaves him the poodles. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more

Fast Enough

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Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday. ‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle. “Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’ Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

He’d Climb

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“Oh, I sure am glad to see you, “the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us. “ The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit, “answered the … Read more

Ardent Pitch

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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. “Look, “she … Read more