A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could … Read more
An Antartian woman was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She stood in front of a candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and … Read more
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look, “she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, “he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty … Read more
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. … Read more
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster. “There is most certainly a difference, “said one. “If the cook suddenly died and we couldn’t have our dinner that would be a misfortune, but certainly not a disaster. On the other hand, if a cruise … Read more
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand, “answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties … Read more
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir? Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. “ The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request. “ “But, “the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks. “ “True, … Read more