Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!” Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small. “ Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!” Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A humble little man in a restaurant shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me, “he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Davies of Chicago?” “No, I’m not!” the man answered with annoyance. “Oh…er…well, “stuttered the little man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat you’re putting … Read more
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse to eat. Each was trying to impress the others. The first man ordered his steak “rare — red rare. “ The second said, “Just pass mine through the flames and singe it a little. I want to see blood dripping out of it. “ Not to be outdone, … Read more
Asia was by far my favorite destination, “the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster. “ “What about the pagodas?” a man beside her asked. “Did you see them?” “Did … Read more
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says “What a great chest you have. “ The bodybuilder tells her “That’s 150 lbs. of dynamite. “ He takes off his pants and the woman says “What massive calves you have”, … Read more
Two drunks are sitting elbow to elbow at a bar. “I wish I knew where I was going to die, “Paul says. “Why?” asks Tom “Because if I knew I would not go there “Paul replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. “What’ll be, boys?” The first vampire says, “Blood. Give me blood. “ The second vampire says, “I too wish for blood!” The third vampire says, “Give me plasma. “ The Bartender smiles and says, “Got it. Two … Read more
“I’d like to order a bar pizza, “the idiot says. “Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices, “the barmaid asks. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar. “Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk. “Sure, “said the man “Thanks, “said the drunk. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The man thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer. “ A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the … Read more