Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, “14 weeks!”, then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the ladies, “What’s the deal?” One says, “Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said ‘two to six years,’ and we did it in 14 … Read more
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy. … Read more
A man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay, “said the bartender. “If you say you paid, you did. The man then went outside and told a friend that the bartender couldn’t keep track of … Read more
A little girl is in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day’s Christmas dinner. She asks, “Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?” Her mommy replies, “No honey, you’ll have turkey just like the rest of us. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?” “Sorry, “answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later. “ “That’s mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa … Read more
Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
George told the waitress his steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it,threw it back down and said, “If it gives you any more trouble, let me know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.