Cheese Sandwich
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into the bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Food
Jumper Cables Wrapped
This man walks into the bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. The bartender says, “Sir, I’ll serve you, as long as you don’t start anything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Written Underneath
A man in a bar visited the men’s room, leaving his drink on the bar. On his return he found that someone had drunk it. The next time he left a notice beside his drink. “I spat in this”. On his return he found it written underneath “So did I”. This joke is included in … Read more
Single Malt Scotch
A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch “before the trouble starts. “ The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him “pour me a 15 year old scotch before … Read more
Hello Beautiful
A young man enters a bar and sees a beautiful lady at the counter. He moves closer to her and starts a conversation. Man: “Hello beautiful… “ Woman: “Hi. “ Man: “My name is Solomon. “ Woman: “So?” Man: “Lomon. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Senior Citizen Discount
Woman customer in restaurant: “I’d like a margarita please. “ Waiter: “I’ll need to see your ID. “ Customer,giggling while showing her ID: “Do you think I look like a teenager?” Waiter: “No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Ghost Boos Drink
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?” The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bartender Apologized
An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding, “he said. “I’m almost 60 years old!” The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding … Read more
France They’ve
A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?” The parrot says, “France – they’ve got millions of them there. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Descartes Disappeared Ordered
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not, “Descartes replied. Then he disappeared. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.