Flea Circus Learned
The owner of the flea circus learned from experience. He posted a sign that read: “Dogs are not welcome. They steal the show. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
Along Hello Murphy
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. “Hello, Murphy, “he says. “What time did you pull out this morning?’ “I didn’t, “replies Murphy. “And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Phenomenal Memory
In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage and makes an announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage – the boy with a phenomenal memory”. Following the entertainer’s introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants. “Now … Read more
The Shop Window Dress
In a boutique: “Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?” “I’m sorry madam but no. We have cabins for that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Time and Best Friends
“Time separates the best of friends, “said one woman to another. “How true, “replied the other. “Twenty years ago we were fifteen, now you’re thirty-five and I’m twenty-nine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
How Do You Spell Paint?
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, “How do you spell paint”? Murphy replies, “What color?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.