A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who’ll predict her future: “Lady, I’m sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. “ “Don’t tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral … Read more
“Doctor, “the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore. “ “Mr. Henry, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do. “ So, the worried fellow returned with his wife on the following day. The doctor greeted the couple and … Read more
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key … Read more
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose, “she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down … Read more
Two women meet: “Me and my husband are no longer together… “ “Why?” “Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?” “No, of course I couldn’t!” “Well he couldn’t either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife and husband bought condoms with different flavors. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavor. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: “Gorgonzola!” “Wait, it is not on yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, “Here honey, here are some aspirin and some water. “ She replied, “but honey I do not have a headache!” He replied, “Thank God!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, “You know, you’re a really lousy lover. “ The husband replies, “How can you possibly tell that after only 30 seconds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.