After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you. “ The husband replied: “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife comes out of a beauty salon and asks husband: “So, how do I look?” “Well, at least you tried… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 84, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers “Yes. “ Says … Read more
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to … Read more
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation: “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that … Read more
Joe: “It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex husband…” Mitchell: “That’s nothing, mine keeps talking about her next husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: “My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old … Read more
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it’s best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on … Read more
A wife to her husband: “Honey, what are you doing?” “I’m reading our marriage certificate. “ “What for?” “I’m looking for the expiry date… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“So let me get this straight, “the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man. “ “That’s correct, “says the defendant. “Upon which, “continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her. “ “That’s correct, “says the … Read more