An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom.
The husband turned to his wife and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it’s best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it. “
“I’m so relieved you feel that way, “replies his wife, “because he told me he thinks you’re really cute. “
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