Gravely ill, a man was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by. After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway. “Your husband is very sick, “the doctor said. “but, you can do three things to ensure his survival: First, fix him to eat three healthy meals a … Read more
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have any naked photos of your wife?” Outraged the man replies, “No, I do Not!” Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens … Read more
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on … Read more
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walked in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, “Oh well,I better get home. My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night. “ The first guy replies, “I’ll help you out of this. … Read more
One day, a spaceship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple to his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so … Read more
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on a ‘washing machine’. Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine. “ Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a sore head. “ Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine. “ Husband replies, “Too … Read more
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger … Read more
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second … Read more
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. “I … Read more
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar. “ “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, “Could I have steak and chips?” “Certainly, “says the barman, “that’ll be two dollars. “ “Two dollars?” cries the man. “You’re joking. Where’s the guy who owns … Read more