A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of baked beans, would you know which bean … Read more
A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing. “ Wife says, “I don’t want to go. “ Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the arse. Wife picked the blow job. After she sucked for a while she said, “It tastes like … Read more
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate. “ Husband replies, “What do you mean – very slow and professional?” “No, “she replies, “I have to finish the job myself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, “Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?” He said, … Read more
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat … Read more
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner. “ The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing … Read more
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. … Read more
Man gives blood to save his wife’s life. Few months later they divorced. Husband says to his wife, “I want my blood back, you bitch!” Wife throws the tampon at him and says, “I will pay you back monthly, you bastard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: “What’s up?” “What’s up?”, – some man asks. Dentist:”Who are you?” “I’m Monica’s husband”says the guy on the other side. … Read more
Mom was very upset when she found a bondage S&M magazine in her son’s room. She showed it to her husband when he got home. He handed it back to her without a word. She asked him, “Well, what do we do about this?” “Well, whatever you do, don’t spank him. “ This joke is … Read more