A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “ He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. … Read more
Juan told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. The next day she bought him an electric guitar. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you. “ The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband, owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” This … Read more
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!” “You’re on, “said his wife. “Where is the thousand?” “That is your first worry, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. “Aha, “she thought, “I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’ll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present. “ She took it … Read more
A wife concerned with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?” Her husband replied; “Don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us. “ His wife said: “Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A woman has a problem with her closet door – it’s falling out every time a bus passes by. So one day she calls a repairman. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to take a look at this, just close the … Read more
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!” So the man … Read more
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight, “he said mysteriously. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the … Read more