A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: “He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. “ Mom: “No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her … Read more
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was … Read more
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready, “he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane. “ “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have … Read more
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The … Read more
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin’ on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says “Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn’t it nice?” To which the other woman replies, … Read more
An Irishman by the name of O’Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real. The young lass, on learning it wasn’t real, returned … Read more
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for … Read more
Joseanne had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen. A few days later, a neighbor came over to … Read more
Wife: “Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”. Husband: “That sounds like me. I always have many ideas!” Wife: “Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, ‘“Hey guys, just watch this!’ “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more