Julia tells her husband, “James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can’t you do that?”
“Gosh, “James says, “why I hardly know the girl. “
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