One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said “You bankers … Read more
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob. “ He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the … Read more
A man was sent to prison for twenty years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks – like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place … Read more
An alcoholic wakes up in jail. He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?” “For drinking, “replies the officer. “Great, “says the man, “when do we start?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A German tourist arrives at a French airport. The immigration officer asks him: “Occupation?” The German: “No, no, just visit. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl’s grandma … Read more