Police

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. “ The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving … Read more

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I juggle them in my act. “ “Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it. “ The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man … Read more

A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for … Read more

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk. “ The monkey looked up … Read more

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it, “the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

One day there was this old man that was walking down the road. About a mile down the road he heard sirens and a police officer was behind him. So he stops and the cop gets out of his car and asked the man why he was walking with one foot on the curb and … Read more

A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street. Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding. After about six … Read more

On a street where the speed limit is 30 mph, the police stop a driver. “Not only have you been driving too fast, you’ve been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don’t work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What’s your name?” “Sctrathewisilenki … Read more

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car behind me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more