A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act. “
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it. “
The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow, “says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
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