At a Catholic school, there was a “meet the teacher” open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some … Read more
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’. “You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going. “ Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The driving instructor was giving lessons to an extremely nervous student who panicked whenever another car approached on a particular two-lane road. One day, however, they got to the same stretch of road; and the student remained completely calm. “This time you’re doing fine!” exclaimed the instructor. “Yes, “the novice driver agreed. “Now when I … Read more
A renowned philosopher was held in high regard by his chauffeur, who listened in awe at every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics. Then one day the chauffeur approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening’s lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for … Read more
There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and … Read more
Teacher: “I hope I didn’t see you looking at Timmy’s test paper?” Little Johnny: “I hope you didn’t see me either!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, “What happens to a young woman during puberty?” There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. “What happens to young women as they mature?” One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?” This joke is included in … Read more
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Smith asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands … Read more
During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, the teacher asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” The student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box. “ This … Read more
The older police detective stopped by Matt’s house and asked where he was between 5 and 6? Matt respectfully replied, “In the Kindergarten, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.