Houston Bus Number

The villager on his first trip to the city was waiting at a bus stop one morning. After some hesitation he asked a woman. “Which bus should I take to Houston?” “Bus Number 177, “the woman replied, and caught the next bus. The same evening, the woman got off a bus at the same stop … Read more

Concierge Toilette Pepper

A French guest, staying in a hotel, called room service for some pepper. “Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Truck Driver Pull

A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck a few times, and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing. A … Read more

Dangerous Place

“Sir, why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, “said the policeman. “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, “said the pedestrian. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

Speed Limit

A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more

Airline Charge

The person sitting next to Richard on a flight was an amazingly beautiful woman. Ever the charmer, he used one of his best pick-up lines on her. “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”he asked. “Yes, “she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay. “ This joke is included in … Read more

England Invented

An American visiting England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The porter looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. “You must mean the lift, “he said. “No, “the American responded. “If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator. “ “Well, “the porter answered, “over here we … Read more

Candidate Interviewer Bus

Interviewer: “What drives you?” Candidate: “The bus mostly. “ Interviewer: “I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?” Candidate: “Missing the bus!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Pull Off

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?” … Read more

Greyhound Bus

My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $15,000 Nissan, left in a $350,000 Porsche. I thought, “Nice, I’m going to get in on that. “So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in … Read more