Harvey’s Boss
Harvey’s boss said to him, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?” Harvey said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Travel
Solid Sex
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I’ve had in … Read more
Fifteen Dollars
Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia and before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t you go paying them what they ask. You haggle. “ At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. … Read more
Shouted Stop – Jewish Guy
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene. He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did. The Jewish guy rolled down his window … Read more
Bus Conductor – Bus Conductor
A bus conductor asks a drunk for his ticket. He goes through all his pockets but can’t find it. ‘It’s okay,’ says the conductor. ‘I’m sure you paid.’ ‘Never mind that,’ says the drunk. ‘If I can’t find it, how am I supposed to know where I’m going?’ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Plane Necklace
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: “Are you interested in my necklace?” “No lady; I would rather its runway!” answered the guy. This joke is … Read more
Headless Bicyclist
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist. They looked at each other – Hm. Strange. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, … Read more
Nostril Raspberry Sauce
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man’s body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over … Read more
Transatlantic Flight
On a transatlantic flight was a lively youngster who nearly drove everyone crazy. He was running up and down the aisle when the flight attendant started serving coffee. He ran smack into her, knocking a cup of coffee out of her hand and onto the floor. As he stood by watching her clean up the … Read more
Passer-By Offers
It’s night and a drunk is crawling along the pavement looking for something. A passer-by offers to help and asks what’s missing. The drunk replies that he’s lost his watch. ‘And where did you lose it?’ asks the passer-by. ‘About half a mile up the road,’ replies the drunk. ‘So why are you down here?’ … Read more