Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why … Read more
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. “ “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once. “ “Alright, here’s some good news, “said the secretary. “You’re not sterile. “ This joke is included … Read more
The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, “I’ve had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I’ve ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?” “Well, “yawned the workman, “nobody can get tired as quickly as I can. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the manager was making desperate noises to catch their attention. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plea, “Please take the books too, I’m $4200 … Read more
A duck walks into a job center and says to the man behind the desk “Excuse me; I’m looking for a job. Can you help?” The man can’t believe it and replies “Hold on minute sir, I’ll make some enquiries for you’… The man then phones up a showbiz agency and explains that there’s this … Read more
A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire, “the genie said. The man replied, “I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try. “ “Poof!” … Read more
Fred’s boss said, “Why are all the women in your office crying?” Fred said, “You told me to bang some heads together. “ The boss said, “Talk about taking things too literally!” Fred went away and prepared a two hour lecture on taking things too literally. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Steve, “he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four … Read more
There are two girls in a car driving down a steep hill. All of a sudden the driver realizes that the brakes are not working. She tells the passenger that the brakes don’t work and they will soon drive off the side of the cliff, as she can’t stop at all. The passenger then replies, … Read more