A secretary has been to London with her boss. When she returns to the office one of her colleagues asks her if the boss has shown her Big Ben. “Yes, already on the boat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities were perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed. “You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there’s a six year gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?” “I went to Yale” … Read more
Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. “I’ll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind, “said the shrink. “Just say ‘one-two-three,’ and you’ll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say ‘one-two-three-four,’ because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool … Read more
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say, “says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from … Read more
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have … Read more
A truck driver phones his boss, “Hey boss, my mirror is broken. “ The boss says, “Well then Just buy a new one and replace it then. “ The truck driver answers, “I can’t. The truck is laying on it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three trees in a day. His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working … Read more
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, “When I take the horseshoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer. “ The … Read more
Two policemen knocked on John’s door in the evening. They said, “We’ve been getting complaints. “ “You should start doing a better fucking job then. “said John. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.