A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
Cheeseburger: $1. 50
Chicken Sandwich: $2. 50
Hand Job: $10. 00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
“Can I help you?” she asks.
“I was wondering, “whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
“Yes, “she purrs. “I am. “
The man replies, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger. “
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