Once there was a little boy in church.
He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “
The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, “Daddy I have to whisper. “
The father said, “Sure. Here, whisper in my ear. “
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