A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
“What are you doing?” they ask her.
So she replies “Hanging myself. “
The men were confused and asked “If you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck. “
The blond says “Duh…I tried that, I couldn’t breathe. “
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