A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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