A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance.
Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband’s voice was heard answering, “Hello Margaret, this is meeee… “
“Fred, “she answered. I just have to know if you’re happy there in the afterlife. What’s it like there?”
“Ooooooh, it’s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined, “Fred answered. “The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over. “
“Thank God, you made it to heaven, “his wife cried.
“Heaven?” he answered. “What heaven? I’m a buffalo in Montana. “
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