A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.
Finally, he arrived after midnight.
“Were you worried, father?”
“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much that date cost you… “
“It cost me only four euros!”
“Hmm, it’s not that much. “
“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more money… “
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