Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:
George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years”
Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days”
George: “*What? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???”
Herman: “Yeah, the man was a lawyer. “
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