Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it.
One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp.
After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said.
“Why not, “thought the blondes.
“It’s worth a try. “
“I want to be the world’s best swimmer, “one said, “so I can swim off of the island”.
She then jumped into the ocean and swam away.
“I want to be a bird, “one said, and flew away immediately.
The third blonde thought for a while and then said “I want to be a man. “
She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
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