Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump.
“Well, go in the bushes. “
“What should I use to wipe my ass?”
“Use a dollar bill. “
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.
“What happened?” asks his friend.
“I didn’t have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters. “
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