A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: “Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom. “
One day her doorbell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door.
He says: “I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away. “
She says: “What about the good in bed part?”
He says: “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”
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