“Doc, I think my son has VD, “a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid. “
“Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid, “the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him. “
“But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has. “
“Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up, “replied the doctor.
“Well, “the man admitted, “I think my wife has it too. “
“Oh crap!” the physician roared, “That means we’ve all got it!”
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