A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.
She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her.
“Excuse me, “she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?”
The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, “Not bad. “
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