“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is … Read more
A man was walking down the street when he came across a body lying on the sidewalk. He ran to a phone and called 911. The operator asked him where he was and the man replied, “I’m on Sycamore Drive. “ “How do you spell that?” the operator asked. “S-i-c-k…” the man began. “No, s-i-c-a…. … Read more
What time does the library open? The voice on the phone asked. “Nine A. M. “came the reply. And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question? Asked the librarian “Not until nine A. M. ?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. … Read more
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her. “Excuse me, “she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, … Read more
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a. m. in Jeff’s house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, “Is this 888-3237?” “No, this is 888-3247. “Jeff replied. “Oh, I’m so sorry for disturbing you, “the woman said. “That’s alright, “Jeff said. “I had to get up to answer the phone anyway. “ … Read more
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No, “replied … Read more
A first-time flier was frightened and nervous. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of his seat, closed his eyes, and counted to one hundred. When he opened his eyes he looked out of the windows. “See those tiny people down there, “he said to the woman sitting next to him, “don’t … Read more