Three weeks after her wedding day, Ava called the vicar who had married her.
“Reverend, “she wailed, “Chris and I have had a dreadful fight!”
“Calm down, my child, “said the Reverend, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!”
“I know, I know!” said Ava, “But what on earth am I going to do now with the body?”
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