Peter was helping Jeniffer, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Jeniffer what it was for.
She said, “It’s part of my emergency repair kit. “
Peter said, “I can see that, but why?”
Jeniffer replied, “In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires. “
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