A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
“I have four boys and my wife is expecting another, “says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team, “
“That’s nothing, “says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I’ll have a football team. “
“That’s nothing, “says the Mormon. “I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I’ll have a golf course. “
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