A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “
“Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?”
“I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “
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