A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn’t come home 1 night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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