There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses. “
She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
While dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asked, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, it’s average!”
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