A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
“What’s the story?” she asked.
“Just crap in the carburetor, “the mechanic replied.
“How often do I have to do that?” asked the blonde.
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