A 90 year old geezer married a very young filly and was telling his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
“Let me tell you a story, “the doctor said. “There was an absent-minded fellow who went hunting one day, but instead of picking up a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly, while he was out in the woods, a bear charged him. He pointed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed it on the spot.
“Not possible!” the old geezer exclaimed. “Someone else must have shot that bear. “
“Exactly!” the doctor replied.
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