A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry. “
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry. “
She immediately replies, “The one on the right. “
“That’s amazing, Mom. You’re right. How did you know?”
The mother replies, “I don’t like her. “
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